Chat Commands & Bit Alerts
There are so many ways that you can interact with Kardinal Zyn on Twitch! Here is a list of all the chat commands and bit alerts you can use to liven up your time with The Kongregation!
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| General Chat Commands (No Cost, Everyone Can Use) |
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| Chat Command | Description |
| !balance | This will provide you with your current KardKash, Raffle Token & KardToken balance! |
| !command / !commands / !kommand / !kommands | This will provide you with a link to the commands page! |
| !discord / !dis / !dc | This will provide you with a link to Zyn's Discord channel! |
| !hype | Show some HYPE in the chat! |
| !kofi / !ko-fi | This will provide you with a link to the ko-fi website! Support Zyn by becoming a ko-fi member and receive awesome perks in return! |
| !lurk | Lets chat know that you are going to be away from your computer or the stream for a while, but will keep the stream up and running! Many thanks to the lurkers who do this to support Kardinal Zyn! |
| !modlove | Show the mods some LOVE in the chat! |
| !raffle X | You buy X amount of raffle tickets for X KardKash! There are no maximum ticket amounts unless announced! |
| This will provide you with a link to Zyn's Twitter / X! | |
| !unlurk | Lets chat know that you are coming back from your lurk. A glorious return indeed! |
| !uptime | Lets you know how long Kardinal Zyn has been streaming this session! |
| !youtube / !yt | This will provide you with a link to Zyn's Youtube! |
| KardKontrols Take KONTROL of Kard's gameplay in ANY GAME with KARDKONTROLS! Cheer 250/500/1000 bits to receive 250/500/1000 KardTokens! Please note ONLY these cheer amounts will result in receiving KardTokens. Alternatively, donate any amount USD on Ko-FI here and in the *comment* field, type *only* your Twitch username. You will receive 1 KardToken for every cent donated and still receive applicable bonuses!! Ko-Fi backers of Cherubim level get a 10% bonus to KardToken purchases! Ko-Fi backers of Seraphim/GabeN's Guardian level get 20% bonus to KardToken purchases! Once you have KardTokens, use the following !commands to trigger the KardKontrol effects! These work in ANY game! |
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| Chat Command | Description | KardToken Cost |
| !animespeed | Make Zyn experience the thrill of anime speed! Nice Japanese-style intro to kick it off - WITH MUSIC! (~40 Seconds) | 500 |
| !asciiart | Convert Zyn's game screen to ASCII Art! Makes playing super difficult! (60 Seconds) | 300 |
| !beergoggles | Distorts Zyn's view as if he were drunk for a full minute! Whoa! Trippy! (60 Seconds) | 400 |
| !bombingrun | Zyn's B2 Bomber Squadron drops bombs all over the screen obscuring the view! Bombs are randomly placed every time! (~35 Seconds) | 500 |
| !chalice | Covers the entire screen in a jubilant celebration of Lord GabeN with the exception of a tiny, chalice-shaped hole in the center that rotates! Cool GabeN Song included! (~25 Seconds) | 350 |
| !clapper | An old retro TV screen appears turning off and on to the iconic "Clapper" commercial jingle! (30 Seconds) | 200 |
| !diminish | Makes the camera zoom out multiple times to "diminish" the image! (30 Seconds) | 250 |
| !enhance | Makes the camera zoom in multiple times to "enhance" the image! (30 Seconds) | 250 |
| !fireworks | Blinding fireworks obscure the screen while Stars and Stripes Forever plays! (~35 Seconds) | 500 |
| !flipout | Flips the screen in a different direction every 4 seconds! (~25 Seconds) | 300 |
| !gabenglitch | Matrix-style music plays as the screen melts away into a corridor of game screens, while Lord GabeN in his digital form stares at you menacingly from afar. (~25 Seconds) | 300 |
| !glowstick | The screen is rendered in glowing green and black monochrome - reminiscent of a glow stick. (~30 Seconds) | 400 |
| !grid | The screen is rendered in a grid of blue lines. (~30 Seconds) | 500 |
| !hexed | The screen is rendered in hexagons. (~30 Seconds) | 300 |
| !mosaic | The screen is rendered in the style of a slightly moving mosaic. (~30 Seconds) | 350 |
| !posterize | Posterize Zyn's game screen and randomly distort it at various angles. Moves the crosshair all over the screen, making it VERY difficult to aim accurately! Reminiscent of an 80's music video montage... (60 Seconds) | 250 |
| !psykardelic | Trip out with some groovy tunes and psyKARDelic screen effects! Makes it VERY difficult for Zyn to see! (~30 Seconds) | 300 |
| !screamscreen | Zyn has to talk loudly into the microphone to keep his screen open! The higher the volume, the wider the screen gets! (~30 Seconds) | 500 |
| !slicedup | The screen gets sliced up into 20 vertical slices and rearranged. (~30 Seconds) | 400 |
| !spotlight | Only a small, moving spotlight illuminates the screen. (~30 Seconds) | 400 |
| !squadgame | Makes Zyn play the iconic Red Light, Green Light game from Squid Game complete with the creepy little girl statue! If he presses any keys while the eyes are scanning him, everyone dies (in Minecraft) and will give everyone in chat 250 KardKash! (~30 Seconds) | 1000 |
| !squidgame | Makes Zyn play the iconic Red Light, Green Light game from Squid Game complete with the creepy little girl statue! If he presses any keys while the eyes are scanning him, he dies and will give everyone in chat 100 KardKash! (~30 Seconds) | 500 |
| !squish | Squishes the screen into a tiny slice! (30 Seconds) | 250 |
| !steamyshower | The screen takes on a desaturated, blue tint with water drops dripping down the screen and is accompanied by a screen-encompassing fog. (30 Seconds) | 300 |
| !thermaloptics | The screen slowly fills with an effect reminiscent of thermal optics. (30 Seconds) | 300 |
| !twister | The screen gets twisted back and forth in a repeating cycle, the effect grows larger until it reaches maximum screen size. After some time, the effect reverses slowly. (45 Seconds) | 400 |
| !upinflames | The screen slowly fills with fire, smoke and embers, obscuring a lot of the screen. Also has a slight heat shimmer effect. (~30 Seconds) | 400 |
| !warhol | Splits the screen into quadrants, changes the hue of each quadrant into vibrant colors, and adds a halftone pop art filter over all of it ALA an Andy Warhol painting! (~30 Seconds) | 150 |
| !zyntendo | Forces Zyn to play his game on a Zyntendo! The Zyntendo colors and resolution make it VERY hard to see! (60 Seconds) | 300 |
| Sound Effects (10 KardKash, Everyone Can Use, 10m Cooldown) |
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| Chat Command | Description | |
| !5to10 | "Let's take about 5 to 10 percent off over there, Squirrely Dan" from Letterkenny (Courtesy of ArakATK) | |
| !69dudes | "If you guys are really us, what number are we thinking ff? 69, dudes!" from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (Courtesy of Amy3Pointo via TimSpeedle) | |
| !abjure | "I abjure thee!" from Saltzpyre (Warhammer: Vermintide) | |
| !acting | "But what about last night? ACTING! But what about the screaming? PROJECTION!" from Saturday Night Live (Courtesy of AmzDeoris via Akeranai)) | |
| !adore | "They all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude!" from Ferris Bueller's Day Off (Courtesy of GreggoryLovecraft via TimSpeedle) | |
| !allday | "I Can Do This All Day!" from End Game (Courtesy of ArakATK) | |
| !allday2 | "You just don't know when to give up do ya? I can do this all day." from Captain America (Courtesy of GreggoryLovecraft via TimSpeedle) | |
| !alreadydead | "You're already dead!" from TeamFourStar (Courtesy of BobTheLost) | |
| !animewow | "Wow!" as said by an anime girl with accompanying effervescent sound effects in the background | |
| !anotherone | "Another one! Another one! Another one! Another one!" from DJ Khaled | |
| !answerme | "Let him answer... ANSWER ME!" from The Expanse (Courtesy of Tarontagosh) | |
| !anyway | "Oh nooo! Anyway..." from Jeremy Clarkson (Courtesy of ZephyrusTheDemon) | |
| !arise | "Chicken arise! Arise chicken! Arise!" from Aqua Teen Hunger Force | |
| !arock | "This is a rock. Exactly! What you do is raise your arm like so then WHABOOM - Throw it!" from Mom And Dad Save The World (Courtesy of Zalex101001) | |
| !askgod | "Go to the church and ask god to forgive you!" from The Sweater | |
| !assemble **NEW** | "Oh my God! He's gonna say it!" "What?" "Avengers a-" "Flame on!" "I'm sorry what now?" "We don't know that guy." "We thought we did!" from Deadpool & Wolverine (Courtesy of Claygore) | |
| !avengeme | "Boys, avenge me! Avenge me!" from Red Dawn (Courtesy of Zalex101001 via Akeranai) | |
| !babies | "Entire team is babies!" from The Heavy from Team Fortress 2 | |
| !baby | "Yeah, baby! Yeah!" from Austin Powers | |
| !badaboom | "Jela boom! Boom Yeah - I understand boom. Baaaaada boom!" from The Fifth Element (Courtesy of Sonoroho) | |
| !balls | "I love balls!" from Jacksepticeye (Courtesy of Flounder388 via TimSpeedle) | |
| !balls2 | "I'm so sorry! Oh that's okay I've taken balls to the face before." from Scary Movie 4 (Courtesy of Cirric_) | |
| !barn | "Some people tell me I couldn't hit the broad side of a barn... Shiiiiiit" from memes (Courtesy of JonathanCoke) | |
| !bawk1 | Robot Chicken Theme Song Chicken (Solo) from Robot Chicken | |
| !bawk2 | Robot Chicken Theme Song Chicken (Duo) from Robot Chicken | |
| !bawk3 | Robot Chicken Theme Song Chicken (Trio) from Robot Chicken | |
| !bawk4 | Robot Chicken Theme Song Chicken ending BAWK from Robot Chicken | |
| !beatboxing | "I'm a beatboxing blueberry! *childish beatboxing sounds*" from Memes (Courtesy of PoolaaRek via TimSpeedle) | |
| !beforeyouask | "And before you ask, YES - This IS a Jojo reference!" from TeamFourStar (Courtesy of Zalex101001) | |
| !bestpirate | "That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen! So it would seem." from Pirates Of The Caribbean (Courtesy of Nirps_ via TimSpeedle) | |
| !betrayal | "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" from Firefly (Courtesy of Amy3PointO via TimSpeedle) | |
| !bigmoney | "Big money! Big prizes! I love it!" from SmashTV (Courtesy of VoidedPigeon) | |
| !birdon | "Well it's like they always say, 'Bird on a wire, rat in a pocket!"" from Critical Role (Courtesy of Tarontagosh) | |
| !bkrant1 | "I'll handle this the way that I want to handle this now that I'm here!" from Bobby Knight (Courtesy of Tarontagosh) | |
| !bkrant2 | "You ****ed it up to begin with! Now just sit there or leave - I don't give a **** what you do!" from Bobby Knight (Courtesy of Tarontagosh) | |
| !blaspheme | "We're on a mission from God. Don't you blaspheme in here! Don't you blaspheme in here!" from The Blues Brothers (Courtesy of Amy3Pointo via TimSpeedle) | |
| !blasting | "So anyway, I started blasting!" from Always Sunny In Philadelphia | |
| !blownup | "Blown up, sir! Blown up, sir!" from Stripes (Courtesy of AmzDeoris) | |
| !bluesbros !bluesbrothers | "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses... Hit it!" from The Blues Brothers (Courtesy of GreggoryLovecraft) | |
| !bold | "It's a bold strategy Cotton - Let's see if it pays off for him!" from Dodgeball | |
| !bombdetector | "Itsa Itsa Itsa..." "No no no no no no - Cause if it was a bomb the alarms will go off because all these hotels have bomb detectors, right?" *Alarm Sounds* from The Fifth Element (Courtesy of ArakATK) | |
| !boothisman | "Boo this man! Boooooo!" from Half Baked (Courtesy of ThatKindAnon) | |
| !brick | "I'm a brick!" from The Simpsons (Courtesy of Fisher46) | |
| !bridge | "The bridge is out!" from True Lies | |
| !bubblegum | "It's time to kick BLEEP and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta gum." from Duke Nukem (Courtesy of Cashy78_au via TimSpeedle) | |
| !buildaman | "Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life." from Terry Pratchett (Courtesy of GreggoryLovecraft via Akeranai) | |
| !bulletproof | "I am bulletproooof!" from Team Fortress 2 | |
| !bullsh*t | "I don't want any more bullshit anytime during the day!" from Memes | |
| !bunnybond | Bunny Bond Song from Frilioth (Courtesy of TheBunnyBond via Akeranai) | |
| !butterfingers | "Just call me Mister Butterfingers!" from UHF (Courtesy of Druterium) | |
| !buyin | "Whaddya buyin'?" from Resident Evil 4 (Courtesy of Druterium) | |
| !cactus | "Drink cactus juice! It'll quench ya! Nothin's quenchier! It's the quenchiest!" from Avatar: The Last Airbender (Courtesy of Akeranai) | |
| !canthide | "You! You can run, but you can't hide!" from Mad Max 2 (Courtesy of Zalez101001 via Akeranai) | |
| !captaink | "You may call me Captain K! Captain K Woooo!" from Jojo Rabbit (Courtesy of Tarontagosh) | |
| !cash | "Gimme the Cassssssshhhhh!" from The Fifth Element | |
| !cellentertained | "I'm sorry... Are you not entertained?" from DevilArtemis (Courtesy of Zalex101001 via Akeranai) | |
| !certainlytry !crwell | "Well, you can certainly try..." from Critical Roll (Courtesy of ZephyrusTheDemon via Akeranai) | |
| !challenge | "Are you asking for a challeeeeeeeeeenge!" from 20x6 from Homestar Runner | |
| !checkmate | "If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards... Checkmate!" from Futurama (Courtesy of BestRyanEver) | |
| !cheesy | "It ain't easy being cheesy." from The Longest Yard (Courtesy of Zalex101001 via TimSpeedle) | |
| !chocolate | "He got peanut butter on my chocolate. He got chocolate in my peanut butter." from Family Guy (Courtesy of KingJorgeThe2 via TimSpeedle) | |
| !chopper | "Get to the chopper!" from Predator | |
| !colonelsanders | "What's the matter Colonel Sanders... Chicken?" from Spaceballs (Courtesy of WeatherWolf4 via Akeranai) | |
| !comingdown | "Oh it's coming down! I got it! No I don't! Ah!" from Internet Memes (Courtesy of Crisis__Cloud) | |
| !comply !compliance | "Compliance!" from Flight Of The Navigator (Courtesy of IAmAMitten) | |
| !conan | "What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women." from Conan The Barbarian (Courtesy of GreggoryLovecraft) | |
| !cornhole | "Watch out for your cornhole, bud!" from Office Space | |
| !correct | "That is correct!" from Billy Madison | |
| !crack | "Genetlemen! Brings me to my next point; Don't smoke crack!" from The Waterboy (Courtesy of Tarontagosh) | |
| !crazypeople | "Help me! There's a bunch of crazy people ruining my day!" from DarkViperAU (Courtesy of Fisher46 via Akeranai) | |
| !cringe | "You've posted cringe!" from Saltzpyre (Warhammer: Vermintide) | |
| !daddy | "Daddy chill!" from Memes | |
| !damn | "Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn" from Friday | |
| !dare | "How dare I? How dare you!" from Spiderman (Courtesy of DareDrinker) | |
| !dealership | "My dad totally owns a dealership." from Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Courtesy of Chernobylandchill) | |
| !deathwhistle | Death whistle sound from Puss In Boots (Courtesy of CurlingFire) | |
| !didi | "Did I? Did I? Did I? (etc.)" from Hoodwinked (Courtesy of Nitram_Namelock) | |
| !dididothat | "Did I do that?!" from Urkel of Family Matters (Courtesy of WabbitRequiem) | |
| !die | "We are going to die!" from Indiana Jones | |
| !disappointed | "DISAPPOINTEEEEEEED!" from Hercules: The Legendary Journeys | |
| !dodge | "Why didn't you dooooooooooodge?! Bleh!" from Dragonball Z (Courtesy of Sonoroho) | |
| !doitlive | "We'll do it live! **** it!" from Sean Hannity (Courtesy of Psychedelic_Primate) | |
| !dollar | "I'd buy that for a dollar!" from Robocop | |
| !donethis | "I can't believe you've done this" from Memes | |
| !donewithphrasing | "So we're just done with phrasing, right? That's not a thing any more?" from Archer | |
| !dont | "You don't shoot a guy in the dick!" from South Park (Cartman) | |
| !dontjudge | "Look, if there's anything you need to get off your chest…I'm not much help, but I also don't judge." from The Expanse (Courtesy of Nirps_ via TimSpeedle) | |
| !doomsong | "I'm gonna sing the doom song now! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom.." etc. from Invader Zim (Courtesy of ZephyrusTheDemon) | |
| !drake | "Drake! We are leaving!" from Aliens (Courtesy of Korso_88) | |
| !duel | "It's time to du-du-du-dududududuuuuueeeeeel!" from Yu-Gi-Oh! (Courtesy of ShawnRoxas) | |
| !ecdidit | "EC did it!" from Kardinal Zyn's Own Lips | |
| !ecghost | EC The Toilet Ghost Theme Song as performed by Kardinal Zyn | |
| !elevator | "We are on an express elevator to Hell - Going down!" from Aliens Franchise | |
| !emotional2 | "He died from emotional damage!" from Memes | |
| !entertained | "Are you not entertained!? Are you not entertained!?" from Gladiator | |
| !escalated | "Boy that escalated quickly! I mean that really got out of hand fast!" from Anchorman | |
| !everywhere | "Death is everywhere and happens to everyone. Amen! Amen! Amen, preacher!" from Neebs Gaming (Courtesy of Cashy78_au) | |
| !evil | "Evil! EEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIL!" from The Simpsons (Grandpa) | |
| !ew | "Ewwwwwwww" from Family Guy (Quagmire) | |
| !explore | "I like to explore and I get into stuff! Maybe I can look around, you know!" from House of Cosbys (Courtesy of SGBlackPlague) | |
| !f***face | "Oh, OK... Flaming Dragon, fuckface. First, take a big step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!" from Tropic Thunder | |
| !failhorn | Fail horn from The Price Is Right (Courtesy of Tarontagosh) | |
| !fallover | "I would like, for me personally, my favorite comedy: Priests falling over" from What We Do In The Shadows (TV) | |
| !fanfare | The victory fanfare from Final Fantasy | |
| !fatality | "Fatality" from Mortal Kombat | |
| !feellucky | "You've got to ask yourself one question - Do I feel lucky punk? Well - do ya, punk?" from Dirty Harry (Courtesy of Tunnelfysh) | |
| !fell | "No don't worry about me, I fell two stories - I'm fine!" from Aqua Teen Hunger Force | |
| !felloff | "My dick fell off!" from a random Vine | |
| !filthydog | "Aw Man! Ohhh..." "What Happened To You?" "Got Bit In The Ass Today Son, By A Stinkin' Ass Filthy Dog!" from Friday (Courtesy of Psychedelic_Primate) | |
| !finishhim | "Finish him!" from Mortal Kombat | |
| !fishsticks | "Hey Lahey - Knock knock! Who's there rick? Mister stupidyhead that's fucking pissing me off right now. Thinks he's captain of the shitliner and oh - By the way, your fishsticks suck!" from Trailer Park Boys (Courtesy of SGBlackPlague) | |
| !fiyah **NEW** | "Fiyah!" from B. Dylan Hollis (Courtesy of ArakATK) | |
| !flames | "It it the f- it- flame! Flames! Flames on the side of my face!" from Clue (Courtesy of Witchak25) | |
| !flawless **NEW** | "Flawless victory" from Mortal Kombat (Courtesy of Fisher46) | |
| !fleshwound | "Just a flesh wound!" from Monty Python and The Holy Grail (Courtesy of Jogandy) | |
| !freedom | "Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!" from Braveheart (Courtesy of JohnnyRenegade) | |
| !gameover | "Game over, man! Game over!" from Aliens (Courtesy of Geoguy007) | |
| !garbage | "Oh hi! Thanks for checking in! I'm still a piece of garbage!" from Memes (Courtesy of ZephyrusTheDemon) | |
| !gator | "Mama says alligators are ornery cuz they got all them teeth, but no toothbrush!" from The Waterboy (Courtesy of ArakATK) | |
| !gd | "God damn!" from memes (Courtesy of Psychedelic_Primte) | |
| !geton | "Get on with it!" x3 from Monty Python | |
| !getsome | "It's always cause for celebration when you get some!" from Kardinal Zyn (Courtesy of Fisher46) | |
| !giggity | "Giggity!" from Family Guy (Quagmire) | |
| !gitgud | "In the immortal words of the ancient roly poly elder lords, 'Git gud, scrub!'" from Memes (Courtesy of ZephyrusTheDemon) | |
| !goodbad | "Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun!" from Army of Darkness (Courtesy of GreggoryLovecraft via Akeranai) | |
| !goodforyou | "Ohhhhh goooood for youuuu!" from Christian Bale Freak Out Audio | |
| !goodluck | "Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink...Good luck" from Dr. Who (Courtesy of Earless_Trout via Akeranai) | |
| !goodluck2 !glsf | "Good luck!" from StarFox (Courtesy of ArakATK) | |
| !gosh | "And for gosh sake, watch your language!" from Age of Ultron (Courtesy of ArakATK) | |
| !gotchya | "Gotchya bitch!" from Chappelle Show | |
| !gremlin | Chernobylandchill's Gremlin Laugh from Zyn Shorts (Courtesy of TubGoatsTugBoats) | |
| !grinder | "Ooh! More meat for the grinder!" from Super Mario Bros. Movie (Courtesy of Akeranai) | |
| !haha | "Haha!" from The Simpsons | |
| !hamster | "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" from Monty Python And The Holy Grail | |
| !hedead | "He dead!" from Dragonball Z Abridged (Courtesy of ChaoticShredder via TimSpeedle) | |
| !helloboys | "Hello boys! I'm baaaaaaaaack!" from Independence Day (Courtesy of Zalex) | |
| !hey | "Hey! What? Look out!" from Memes | |
| !heylittlegirl !seecorit | "Hey little girl! Did you want to know a see-co-rit? Cuz I know one and it is soooo good to hear it!" from Group X (Courtesy of SGBlackPlague via Akeranai) | |
| !heywelcome | "Hey! Welcome to the murder!" from Brooklyn Nine Nine | |
| !holes | "Stop blowing holes in my ship!" from Pirates Of The Caribbean | |
| !holysigmar | "Holy Sigmar! Bless this ravaged body!" from Saltzpyre (Warhammer: Vermintide) | |
| !hornyjail | "We live in horny jail! You can't send us there! We've got the keys!" from Baldur's Gate 3 Narrator Outtakes (Courtesy of Serymew) | |
| !hotdogs | "I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs... That's all I've ever wanted." from The Office | |
| !howtorock | "I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!" from Aqua Teen Hunger Force | |
| !idontwantpeace !iwantproblems | "I don't want peace... I want problems! ALWAYS!" from (Courtesy of DaHatta) | |
| !ifart !mpfart | "I fart in your general direction!" from Monty Python and The Holy Grail (Courtesy of GreggoryLovecraft via TimSpeedle) | |
| !imback | "People keep asking if I'm back and I really haven't had an answer, but yeah - I'm thinking I'm back!" from John Wick (Courtesy of Zalex101001 via TimSpeedle) | |
| !imfine | "Im Fine! I'm Ok! Im Fine!" From Dodgeball (Courtesy of Flounder388) | |
| !imindanger | "Ha! Ha! I'm in danger." from The Simpsons (Courtesy of Fisher46 via TimSpeedle) | |
| !imp1 | "Impressive" from The Empire Strikes Back | |
| !imp2 | "Most impressive!" from The Empire Strikes Back | |
| !impaled | "Oh look I've been impaled *nervous laugh*!" from Frozen | |
| !imready | "I'm Ready! I'm Ready! I'm Ready! I'm Ready! I'm Ready!" from Spongebob Squarepants (Courtesy of Witchak25) | |
| !imtellingyou | "I'm telling you, you dumb son of a-" from They Live (Courtesy of KarynZen via TimSpeedle) | |
| !inception | Deep Bass Impact Hit from Inception | |
| !inconceivable | "Inconceivable!" from The Princess Bride | |
| !indignity | "Oh the indignity!" from Thomas The Tank Engine (Courtesy of Earless_Trout via Akeranai) | |
| !inhell | "They're goin' to hafta glue you back together... IN HELL!" from The Demoman in Team Fortress 2 | |
| !inigo | "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." from The Princess Bride (Courtesy of Cashy78_au via Akeranai) | |
| !inothernews | "In other news, the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today and my tiny, little nipples went to France." from Bruce Almighty (Courtesy of Flounder388) | |
| !inquisition | "*loud intro sound* Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" from Monty Python | |
| !intheface | "In the face! In the faaaace! No! *laughing*" from The Hangover (Courtesy of Fisher46 via Akeranai) | |
| !island | "Why don't you go back to your home on whore island?!" from Anchorman | |
| !itsatrap2 | "It's a trap." from The Legend Of Vox Machina (Courtesy of ZephyrusTheDemon via TimSpeedle) | |
| !itstrue | "Yes, it's true. This man has no dick." from Ghostbusters (Courtesy of Tarontagosh) | |
| !ivefallen !grandma !granma !cantgetup | "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up! SHUT UP, GRANDMA!" from Memes | |
| !iwonder | "I wonder if it's loaded... *click click click click click* No." from IT Crowd (Courtesy of ItsTheBOFH via TimSpeedle) | |
| !jackedup | "I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!" from Talladega Nights (Courtesy of FiestaTaco1983 via Akeranai) | |
| !jigglin | "Commence the jigglin!" from Aqua Teen Hunger Force | |
| !juicy | "Welcome to Kardinal Zyn's Underwater Nut Hut! The JUICIEST nuts on Twitch!" from Kardinal Zyn (Courtesy of ArakATK) | |
| !kardbard | "Kard! Kard! The toilet bard! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo!" from Kardinal Zyn (Courtesy of EndearingChaos) | |
| !karddidit | "Kard did it!" from Kardinal Zyn's Own Lips | |
| !kidscheer | Sound effect of children cheering, "Yay!" | |
| !knights | "Knights of Columbus! That Hurts!" from Anchorman | |
| !landmines | "Huh. Landmines. Uh- Landmi- *boom* Landmines? *boom* Landmines? *boom* Landmi-? *boom* They planted landmines! Oh they found ze landmines!" from Hellsing Ultimate Abridged (Courtesy of Zalex101001 via Akeranai) | |
| !learning | "I'm learning!" from The Simpsons (Courtesy of Fisher46 via Akeranai) | |
| !leeroy | "Leeroy Jenkins!" from Memes (Courtesy of Cashy78_AU) | |
| !legend | "The legend will never die!" from Soul Calibur II (Courtesy of Tarontagosh) | |
| !lemons | "Well, when life gives you lemons!" from Vine (Courtesy of ThatKindAnon) | |
| !letmeknow | "Get out of your own ass! Let me know when you're out because this is a fucking nightmare." from Neebs Gaming (Courtesy of Tarontagosh) | |
| !letusin | "Let us in! Let us in! Let us out! Let us out!" from Clue (Courtesy of Witchak25) | |
| !littlefriend | "Say hello to my little friend!" from Scarface | |
| !loookatthis | "Look at this! It's amazing!" from Hogwart's Legacy (Courtesy of Whistrev via TimSpeedle) | |
| !lord | "Lord... If you listenin'... HELP!" from Dave Chappelle Show | |
| !magicalman | "Ooh! Look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from HappyLand in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaaaane!" from The Simpsons | |
| !makeitso | "Make it so!" from Star Trek: The Next Generation courtesy of Weatherwolf4 | |
| !meat | "Never be afraid to rub your meat! I love rubbin' and touchin' my meat and getting those seasonings in all the cracks and crevices!" from Paula Deen (Courtesy of Tarontagosh) | |
| !metatron | "Behold the Metatron - Herald of the Almighty and voice of the one true God!" from Karma (Courtesy of Crisis__Cloud via TimSpeedle) | |
| !millionaire | "A Jamaican man does not want anyone to know he's a millionaire!" from the News (Courtesy of PeroNoHaynada via Akeranai) | |
| !mines | "Oh you cleared all those mines? Yeah, but did you die?" **BOOM** from Kardinal Zyn (Courtesy of Peronohaynada) | |
| !mmohyeah | "Ohhh Yeah!" from Macho Man Randy Savage | |
| !mondays | "Uh oh! Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays!" from Office Space | |
| !money | "Oh I like money!" from Idiocracy | |
| !money2 | "Yeaaaaaah... I like money though!" from Idiocracy | |
| !motherlessgoat !amigosgoat | "You son of a motherless goat!" from Three Amigos (Courtesy of GreggoryLovecraft via TimSpeedle) | |
| !mothernight | "Mother night, fold your dark arms about me!" from Legend (Courtesy of GreggoryLovecraft via Akeranai) | |
| !mprun !mprunaway | "Run away! Run away! Run Away! Run Away!" from Monty Python and The Holy Grail (Courtesy of Tunnelfysh) | |
| !murderyou | "I love it! I love it! I am actually gonna murder you!" from SNL Angry Boss Sketch | |
| !myjunk | "My junk is numb!" from Memes (Courtesy of Flounder388) | |
| !mypurse | "That's my purse! I don't know you!" from King Of The Hill (Courtesy of Amy3Pointo via TimSpeedle) | |
| !myrules | "Hey! These aren't my rules! Come to think of it, I don't have any rules!" from Beetlejuice (Courtesy of Shiftypumpkin) | |
| !nani | "Nani!" from Teh Interwebz Meme Collection | |
| !napalm | "I love the smell of napalm in the morning!" from Apocalypse Now (Courtesy of Cashy78_au) | |
| !neato | "Super duper! Alright! Way to go! Neato gang! That is good news! That is good news!" from Anchorman (Courtesy of Ulichie) | |
| !nerds | "Don't call me a nerd. You're a nerd. We're all nerds here!" from Baldurs Gate 3 Narrator (Courtesy of Sonoroho via TimSpeedle) | |
| !newjersey | "You know who I blame? New Jersey." from Kardinal Zyn (Courtesy of Terisius) | |
| !newstage | "Welcome to the new stage of history!" from Soul Calibur II (Courtesy of Tarontagosh) | |
| !nice | **SNAP** "Noice" from Memes | |
| !nicethings | "This is why we can't have nice things!" from Everybody Loves Raymond (Courtesy of Fisher46) | |
| !noarms | "Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left!" from Monty Python and The Holy Grail (Courtesy of Jogandy) | |
| !noise | "I hope it's worth the nooooise..." from Robin Hood: Men In Tights (Courtesy of DrMarioKart) | |
| !noneofthem | "You wake up in the morning, your paint's peeling, your curtains are gone, and the water's boiling. Which problem do you deal with first? None of them - the building's on fire!" from House MD (Courtesy of Zalex101001 via TimSpeedle) | |
| !nono | "No No No No Noooooo!" from Family Guy (Cleveland) | |
| !nonono | Angry "No No No" from I Am Legend | |
| !nooffense | "No offense but you are a stupid asshole!" from Anchorman 2 | |
| !nopoints | "I award you no points... and may God have mercy on your soul." from Billy Madison (Courtesy of Cashy78_au via Akeranai) | |
| !normal | "Alright, now that that's settled, we can have a normal conversation." from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia | |
| !nostabbing | "And don't try to stab each other! No stabbing!" from Jojo Rabbit (Courtesy of Tarontagosh) | |
| !notgoodnews | "That's not good news! That's not good news at all! I asked you for some good news, Donald!" from Invincible (Courtesy of Tarontagosh) | |
| !notthemessiah | "He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy!" from The Life Of Brian (Courtesy of Cashy78_au via Akeranai) | |
| !noweebs | "I'm sick and tired of these fucking weebs coming in here and thinking we are going to watch your bullshit" from Twitch Quotes (Courtesy of Psychedelic_Primate) | |
| !ohgood | "Oh goooood for youuuuu!" from Christian Bale's Epic On-Set Meltdown | |
| !ohmygod2 | "Oh My God!" from Troll 2 (Courtesy of RaeMechanix) | |
| !ohmygod3 | "Oh my God. I can not believe it. That is shocking and devastating... I can't belieeeeve it." from Memes (Courtesy of TimeKillsHearts via TimSpeedle) | |
| !okfine | "Ok, fine! You wore me down!" from Bob's Burgers (Courtesy of Fisher46) | |
| !omae | "Omae wa mou shindeiru!" from Fist of the North Star | |
| !onlyone | "There can be only one!" from Highlander (Courtesy of DeathxGods via Akeranai) | |
| !organs | "*maniacal laughter* Inferior human organs!" from Invader Zim (Courtesy of ZephyrusTheDemon via Akeranai) | |
| !outofammo | "I am completely out of ammo!" from Tremors 2 (Courtesy of Zalex101001) | |
| !paddlin | "That's a paddlin'!" from The Simpsons (Courtesy of DeathxGods via TimSpeedle) | |
| !paperjam | "Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam!? I swear to God one of these days... I just... kick this piece of *BLEEP* out the window!" from Office Space (Courtesy of Tarontagosh) | |
| !pelican | "I have spotted a pelican! So majestic! So Majest- Majest- That is a big bird!" from TFS Dragonball Z Abridged (Courtesy of Zalex101001) | |
| !perfume | "Love your perfume! What is that the stench of death?" from Suicide Squad (Courtesy of Natsumi352) | |
| !phony | "You're a phony! Hey! This guy's a great big phony!" from Family Guy (Courtesy of Tarontagosh) | |
| !pieceofme | "You want a piece of me? Yeah! Well here ya go then! Thanks!" from Memes (Courtesy of SteelSoldier) | |
| !pieceofyou | "I have been lifting weights and doing cocaine all day and I want a big piece of you, sir!" from SNL Angry Boss Sketch | |
| !pirate | "You are a smelly pirate hooker!" from Anchorman | |
| !plums1 | "I can feel it - down in mah plums!" from Eastbound And Down (Courtesy of ThatKindAnon via GreggoryLovecraft) | |
| !plums2 | "They're getting a nice bluish hue!" from Eastbound And Down | |
| !plums3 | "Gettin' ready to take em to the farmer's market! Special: Two plums for one!" from Eastbound And Down | |
| !policehelp | "Police! Help! Help! Police! Help! Help! Police!" etc. from internet memes | |
| !potential | "You have the manners of a goat, and smell like dung heap. And have no knowledge of your potential... GET OUT!" from Highlander (Courtesy of DeathxGods via Akeranai) | |
| !prepare | "Prepare to be judged!" from Saltzpyre (Warhammer: Vermintide) | |
| !pretty | "Tell her she looks pretty! TELL HER SHE LOOKS PRETTY!" from Neebs Gaming (Courtesy of Tarontagosh) | |
| !quadlaser | "No one can defeat the Quadlaser. It is over now. The bullet is enormous - there is no escaping!" from Aqua Teen Hunger Force | |
| !raft | "Hey! You know that game RAFT? Yeah...... THAT SUCKS!" from Kardinal Zyn (Courtesy of PooPooLahChan) | |
| !raven | "Oh! Great Odin's Raven!" from Anchorman | |
| !realize | "The longer you live the more you will realize the only things that truly exist in this reality are merely pain, suffering and futility." from Naruto Shippuden (Courtesy of Zalex101001) | |
| !reallywell | "I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really, really well." from Parks & Recreation (Courtesy of Cirric_) | |
| !recover | "I am never gonna financially recover from this..." from Tiger King | |
| !rigged | "Riiiiiiiiiged!" from Kardinal Zyn (Courtesy of EndearingChaos) | |
| !riggedola | "Riiiiiiiiigedolaaaaaa!" from Kardinal Zyn (Courtesy of ChaoticShredder) | |
| !rimshot | A drumkit rimshot for terrible Zyn jokes | |
| !rizzlerip | "Rest in peace, Big Rizzle!" "Yeah... RIP" from Deus Ex: Mankind Divided | |
| !rookienumbers | "Those are rookie numbers in this racket." from The Wolf Of Wallstreet (Courtesy of DrMarioKart via Akeranai) | |
| !sadistic | "You have helped me reach the next level and here I was starting to think you were just a sadistic psycho BLEEP" *nonsensical sound of Ling's excitement* (Courtesy of House_0f_Rage) | |
| !sadlittleman | "You are a strange sad little man... and you have my pity!" from Toy Story (Courtesy of Tarontagosh) | |
| !sadviolin | A sad violin tune to mourn Zyn's death from Memes (Courtesy of Tarontagosh) | |
| !saintsprayer !bdsprayer | Boondock Saints Prayer from The Boondock Saints (Courtesy of Cashy78_au) | |
| !sarcastic | "Oh by the way... I was being sarcastic!" from The Simpsons | |
| !scum | "Stop right there criminal scum!" from Elder Scrolls | |
| !sellin | "Whaddya sellin'?" from Resident Evil 4 (Courtesy of Druterium) | |
| !sense | "That doesn't make sense." from Anchorman | |
| !shoes | "I never wear shoes because they make me fall down!" from The Birdcage | |
| !shouldnt | "Ugh! You shouldn't even say things like that!" from Neebs Gaming (Courtesy of Tarontagosh via Akeranai) | |
| !shutyourface | "Hey! Hey! Hey! You shut your face! If we wanted to hear you talk, I'd shove my arm up your BLEEP and work your mouth like a puppet!" from The Other Guys (Courtesy of Tarontagosh) | |
| !skimmilk | "There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that's lying about being milk." from Parks & Rec (Courtesy of DiesRabb81 via TimSpeedle) | |
| !smite | "SMITE!" from Memes | |
| !socialcues | "I don't think you understand social cues or basic communication skills." from Neebs Gaming (Courtesy of Tarontagosh) | |
| !spaghetti | "I want my name to be spaghetti. Alright - Spaghetti! Whatever! I don't care! Just do what I tell ya!" from Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Courtesy of Empress_Spaghetti via Akeranai) | |
| !spaghetti2 | "What is your spaghetti policy here?" from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia (Courtesy of Amy3PointO via TimSpeedle) | |
| !spazoids | "Listen up you little spazoids. I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you." from Tommy Boy (Courtesy of GreggoryLovecraft) | |
| !stupid | "Were you always this stupid or did you take lessons? I took lessons!" from The Long Kiss Goodnight (Courtesy of Natsumi352) | |
| !soul | "We'll tear your soul apart!" from Hellraiser | |
| !start | "Ummm I don't even know where to start with you... I mean, do you even know who you are talking to?" from The Scout in Team Fortress 2 | |
| !stopstop | "Stop! Stop! He's already dead!" from The Simpsons (Courtesy of Serymew) | |
| !swear | "I swear to God I will dice you into a million little pieces... and put those pieces in a box... a glass box... that I will display on my mantle." from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia | |
| !swsiren | Imperial Klaxon/Siren from Star Wars | |
| !tacos | "Hey! Everyone's eating tacos outside Bill's office. You think that was some information I would like to know?" from AT&T Commercial (Courtesy of FiestaTaco1983 via Akeranai) | |
| !takecare | "Alright! Take care now! Bye bye then!" from Ace Ventura | |
| !taken | "I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you." from Taken | |
| !tang | "Don't ruin everything... This works for both of us!" from Kung Pow!: Enter The Fist | |
| !targetrich | "This is what I call a target rich environment!" from Top Gun | |
| !tellme | "Tell me it was good. Tell me I'm good. Tell me I'm good. Tell me that was good. Tell me I'm good. Tell me I'm good. Tell me I'm good. Tell me I'm good. Tell me I'm good. Tell me I'm good." from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia | |
| !tf2 | Team Fortress 2 Theme Bumper from Lord GabeN Himself | |
| !thatsaknife !notaknife | "That's not a knife! That's a knife!" from Crocodile Dundee (Courtesy of Cashy78_Au via Akeranai) | |
| !thatgame | "Remember that game of yours? Who's the better killer? Let's play!" from Chronicles of Riddick (Courtesy of Zalex101001) | |
| !thatshot **NEW** | "That's hot." from Paris Hilton (Courtesy of TimeKillsHearts) | |
| !thatsnasty | "That's nasty!" from Family Guy (Courtesy of DeathxGods via TimSpeedle) | |
| !thedog !andthen | "And then, he killed the dog... *fart sound* *dog yelp*" from Kung Pow: Enter The Fist (Courtesy of House_0f_Rage) | |
| !thefaith | "You should do well to not disrespect the faith!" from Saltzpyre (Warhammer: Vermintide) | |
| !thehell **NEW** | "What the hell are you talking about? Who are you talking to?" from The Truman Show (Courtesy of Tarontagosh) | |
| !themoney | "Show me the money!" from Jerry Maquire (Courtesy of GreggoryLovecraft via TimSpeedle) | |
| !this | "I never asked for this!" from Deus Ex: Mankind Divided | |
| !thissteak | "You know... I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious." from The Matrix Trilogy (Courtesy of GreggoryLovecraft via TimSpeedle) | |
| !ticktock | "You 'bout done? Tick tock mothafuckah!" from The Hitman's Bodyguard | |
| !tmyno !themoreyouno | The More You Know piano tune plus "No!" from Memes (Courtesy of Serymew) | |
| !toasty | "Toasty!" from Mortal Kombat (Courtesy of Browning1986) | |
| !tonightyou1 | "Tonight. You." from Aqua Teen Hunger Force | |
| !tonightyou2 | "Heh heh heh. Whaddya think it means? 'Tonight. You.' Like you're threatening me or something." from Aqua Teen Hunger Force | |
| !trapcard | "You triggered my trap card!" from Yu-Gi-Oh! (Courtesy of ShawnRoxas via Akeranai) | |
| !turtlesex | Turtle Sex sounds from Memes (Courtesy of Areolaa74) | !twinkies | "Snowballs? Snowballs? Where's the fucking Twinkies?" from Zombieland (Courtesy of Tunnelfysh) |
| !twss | "That's what she said!" from The Office | |
| !uglyone | "I'll take the ugly one! I'll take the ugly one! No - I'll take the ugly one! Which one's the ugly one?" from TMNT:2 Secret of the Ooze (Courtesy of ArakATK) | |
| !unhappy | "What you have done has made God very unhappy!" from VeggieTales (Courtesy of Flounder388) | |
| !vengeance | "The thunder of my vengeance shall echo through these corridors like the gust of a thousand winds!" from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia | |
| !veryangry | "Being disintegrated makes me angry! Very angry indeed!" from Marvin The Martian (Courtesy of ZephyrusTheDemon) | |
| !verynicehat | "Very nice hat." "You like it?" from The Fifth Element (Courtesy of Serymew) | |
| !veryverysad | "Life is sad, isn't it sad? Life in prison is very, very saaaad." from Super Mario Bros. Movie (Courtesy of Akeranai) | |
| !wait | "Wait wait wait... Whoa! What the BLEEP!?!" from South Park | |
| !warcrimes **NEW** | "I'm going to commit various war crimes!" from Legends of Avantris (Courtesy of Flounder388) | |
| !wesuck | "Oh no! We suck again!" from The Waterboy (Courtesy of JonathanCoke via Akeranai) | |
| !whatsupwiththat !wuwt | What's Up With That theme from Saturday Night Live (Courtesy of RaeMechanix) | |
| !whoareyou | "Who are you? Idiot! Savage! Idiot!" from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia | |
| !whoisyourdaddy | "Who is your daddy and what does he do?" from Kindergarten Cop (Courtesy of Tarontagosh) | |
| !whoops | "Oh! Whoops! Oo! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!" from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia | |
| !why2 | "Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?" from Memes (Courtesy of Fisher46 via TimSpeedle) | |
| !wtfboom | "What the fuck!?! BOOM!" from Memes (Courtesy of Coyote4009) | |
| !wth | "What the hell is even that?!" from Memes | |
| !woo | "Wooooo!" from Ric Flair | |
| !wrathofkhan !mobydick | "From Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!" from Star Trek: Wrath of Khan / Moby Dick (Courtesy of GreggoryLovecraft via Akeranai) | |
| !wyvernking | "Wyvern King is back baby! Let's go!" from Thick 44 / Neebs Gaming (Courtesy of Tarontagosh) | |
| !yabody | "You try doing that witchya body now!" from Aqua Teen Hunger Force | |
| !yamotha !yamother !yourmother !yourmotha | "Ya motha!" from Memes (Courtesy of D9Phoenix) | |
| !yeahtonight | "Yeaaaaah! Toniiiight!" from Aqua Teen Hunger Force | |
| !yelling | "I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!" from Anchorman | |
| !yippee | "Yippee Ki-Yay Mother Fucker" from Die Hard | |
| !yogurt | "What's your favorite yogurt? How do you feel about death?" from TaskMaster (Courtesy of Tarontagosh via TimSpeedle) | |
| !youcan | "You can do it!" from The Water Boy (Courtesy of JonathanCoke) | |
| !youhearthat | "You hear that Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability, the sound of your death..." from The Matrix (Courtesy of Zalex101001) | |
| !youkeep | "You keep using that word, but I do not think it means what you think it means..." from The Princess Bride | |
| !youpoint | "You point, I Punch!" from Baldur's Gate 3 (Courtesy of Sonoroho) | |
| !yourbutts | "Hold on to your butts!" from Jurassic Park | |
| !yoursins | "He killed for your sins!" from Sealab 2021 (Courtesy of Hubbleton) | |
| !youstupid | "You stupid, ignorant son of a BLEEP dumb BLEEP! Jesus Christ! I've met some dumb BLEEP in my time but you out do them all!" from Silver Streak (Courtesy of Tarontagosh) | |
| Lord GabeN Sound Effects (Subscriber Only, 10 KardKash, 10m Cooldown |
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|---|---|
| Chat Command | Description |
| !3kills | "More than two kills, but less than four kills." from Lord GabeN |
| !altf4 | "Just Alt F4!" from Lord GabeN |
| !alyx | "Uhh I'm absolutely positive that Alyx has a crush on me." from Lord GabeN |
| !anything | "A community of dedicated people on the internet can accomplish almost anything." from Lord GabeN |
| !beautiful | "You're a beautiful person with a charming personality!" from Lord GabeN |
| !beginning | "I am super hopeful that this is the beginning and not the beginning of the end!" from Lord GabeN, who is extremely correct almost all of the time and please do not forget that, ok? |
| !bodies | "There are bodies everywhere!" from Lord GabeN |
| !curse | "I don't like using curse words." from Lord GabeN |
| !dead | "Everyone is dead!" from Lord GabeN |
| !dominating | "A dominating performance!" from Lord GabeN |
| !done | "Are we done?" from Lord GabeN |
| !dontfeed | "Don't ever ever feed on the internet. They will remember it for eternity." from Lord GabeN |
| !godlike | "Godlike!" from Lord GabeN |
| !good | "Good!" from Lord GabeN |
| !goodness | "Goodness!" from Lord GabeN |
| !howfarwevecome | "I'm proud of how far we've come!" from Lord GabeN |
| !imgabenewell | "I'm Gabe Newell!" from Lord GabeN |
| !improve | "You can't improve until you make mistakes." from Lord GabeN |
| !mistakes | "Making mistakes is the path to wisdom!" from Lord GabeN |
| !monsterkill | "Monster kill!" from Lord GabeN |
| !no | "Uhh no." from Lord GabeN |
| !noreason | "There's no reason to get overly excited!" from Lord GabeN |
| !notworking | "This isn't working." from Lord GabeN |
| !rampage | "Please email me at gaben@valvesoftware.com and let me know about your rampage!" from Lord GabeN |
| !scam | "By far the most advanced scam I've encountered." from Lord GabeN |
| !spacecrab | "I've always wanted to be a giant space crab." from Lord GabeN |
| !team | "The entire team was an ass and we won't be working with them again." from Lord GabeN |
| !thanks | "Thanks and have fun!" from Lord GabeN |
| !thankyou | "I would like to take a moment to thank you for supporting PC gaming." from Lord GabeN |
| !theretheygo | "There they go..." from Lord GabeN |
| !time | "These things - they take time." from Lord GabeN |
| !ultrakill | "Ultra kill!" from Lord GabeN |
| !umm | "Ummm..." from Lord GabeN |
| !underwear | "That reminds me - I'm not wearing underwear." from Lord GabeN |
| !unreal | "That was unreal!" from Lord GabeN |
| !unstoppable | "They're unstoppable!" from Lord GabeN |
| !veryproud | "I'm very proud of you!" from Lord GabeN |
| !wickedsick | "That was, as they say, wicked sick!" from Lord GabeN |
| !yeah | "Yeah GabeN!" from Lord GabeN |
| Takeover Effects (Subscriber Only, 10 KardKash, 5m Cooldown) |
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|---|---|
| Chat Command | Description |
| !ack | "It's a trap!" from Return of the Jedi |
| !alrighty | "Alrighty Then!" from Ace Venture Pet Detective |
| !amazing | "That is amazing and you my friend are a true hero!" from The Boys |
| !better | "Whew! Now I feel better!" from Ace Ventura |
| !bigbrain | This dude knows this is some big brain shit! |
| !bigdeal | "I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal!" from Anchorman |
| !bigsecret | "Wh-why the big secret? People are smart they can handle it. A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!" from Men In Black (Courtesy of Zalex101001) |
| !boom | A massive explosion hurtles toward the screen! Great for making an impact of emphasizing Zyn's defeat! |
| !breathtaking | "No! You're breathtaking!" Thanks, Keanu! *heart* |
| !capno | "No. No I don't think I will." from Marvel Cinematic Universe |
| !classic **NEW** | "Hey hey! I've seen this one! I've seen this one! This is a classic!" from Back To The Future |
| !clear | "This house is clear!" from Ace Ventura |
| !crumbling | "Bring all of this crumbling to the ground." from Parks & Recreation |
| !damage | The Flex Shot guy shows up to assess the damage! Awesome way to let everyone know how much damage your giant horde of zombies just did to Zyn's poor, unsuspecting base! |
| !deadinside | "I am dead inside." from The Office |
| !diggity | "Hot diggity dog! This place is magnificent!" from The Walking Dead |
| !disagree | "Ohhh yeaaah.... Ummmmm... I'm gonna go ahead and sort of... disagree with you there." from Office Space |
| !doit | "Do it." from Star Wars: Episode III Revenge of the Sith |
| !doitagain | "Do it again! I wasn't looking!" from Spongebob Squarepants |
| !dumb1 | "It's sooo dumb!" from Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery |
| !dumb2 | "It's sooo dumb it's brilliant!!" from Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery |
| !dumb3 | "NO! It's just dumb!" from Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery |
| !dumbstupid | "Dumb." "Stupid." "Crazy." "Dangerous." from Saved By The Bell |
| !dwight1 | "A great opportunity squandered? Absolutely." from The Office |
| !dwight2 | "A crushing blow? Yes." from The Office |
| !dwight3 | "Will I get over it? Hmm... No." from The Office |
| !easypeasy | "Easy peasy lemon squeezy!" from The Walking Dead |
| !eh | Chika says "eh" "nnn" *tea kettle sounds*! |
| !ewbrother **NEW** | "Ewwww! Brother ew! What's that? What's that brother?" from Memes |
| !exterminate !dalek | "Exterminate!" from Dr. Who |
| !elon | Elon Musk can't believe this just happened! |
| !emotional | "Emotional Damage!" from Memes |
| !fear | "I do not fear death." from Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The King |
| !finger | Unleash the Mooninites' ultimate power... THE FINGER! |
| !fixit | Fry from Futurama REALLY wants you to fix it, fix it, fix it! |
| !fort | Krieger from Archer thinks your authority is not recognized in FORT KICKASS! |
| !getdown | "Put your hands behind your knees and get down on your head - NOW!" from Deadpool 2 |
| !getdown2 **NEW** | "Listen get down from there! Please - You're gonna hurt yourself!" from The Hangover 3 |
| !gethelp | Michael Jordan wants you to get help! |
| !gopher | The screaming gopher meme. |
| !goodlooking | "Did you ever think that maybe there's more to life than beeing really really really ridiculously good looking?" from Zoolander |
| !great | "Great Scott!" from Back To The Future |
| !hadeswhat **NEW** | "Whaaaaaaat? Ok fine fine... I'm cool. I'm fine." from Hercules |
| !hello | Obi Wan Kenobi greets you! |
| !hereicome | "Oh! Oh! whistles Here I come!" from Once Upon A Time In Hollywood |
| !homelander **NEW** | Homelander laughing maniacally from The Boys |
| !hotsauce | "What the... what the fu.." from Idris Elba on Hot Ones |
| !humor | "Well I'm glad to see you've got a sense of humor... So do I... heh heh heh..." from Major Payne |
| !igetit | "Oh my God... I get it!" from Always Sunny In Philadelphia |
| !ijustwannatalk **NEW** | "I just wanna talk to him." "Wait - why do you have a shotgun?" "I just wanna talk to him." "Dad this is ridiculous! Put that gun away!" "I just wanna talk to him." "I just wanna talk to him." "What are you - what are you doing? It is not his fault." "I just wanna talk to him. I just wanna shoot him. I just wanna talk to him." "You can't shoot him!" from Family Guy |
| !imdoingthis | "Are you doing this? No! I'm doing this!" from Step Brothers |
| !improud **NEW** | "Mhmm. I'm proud of you, you know that? I hope you do." from Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood |
| !inacave **NEW** | "Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! With a box of scraps!" from Iron Man |
| !inevitable | "I am inevitable" from Avengers:Endgame |
| !invincible **NEW** | "I am INVISIBLE!" "It's INVINCIBLE and you're not! Now get down from there before you die!" from The Hangover 3 |
| !irobotno **NEW** | "No" from iRobot |
| !isavedalife | "I saved a life: My own. Does that make me a hero? I really can't say... but yes." from The Office |
| !itworks !60% !60percent !sexpanther | "They've done studies ya know? 60 percent of the time it works every time!" from Anchorman |
| !jail | "Right to jail! Right away!" from Portlandia |
| !jameson | J. Jameson laughs at Zyn for you! |
| !jesus | "I will send you to Jesus!" from Steven He |
| !joker1 **NEW** | "It's not about money, it's about sending a message: Everything burns." from Batman: The Dark Knight |
| !joker2 **NEW** | "It's not about money, it's about sending a message: Everything burns." from Batman: The Dark Knight |
| !king | "I am the king of the world, baby!" from Duke Nukem (Courtesy of Cashy78_au) |
| !knuckles | Ugandan Knuckles has second thoughts... |
| !ko | A fighting game style K O appears with announcer voiceover! Use this to poke fun at Zyn when he loses! |
| !laters | "Laters gators!" from Moon Knight |
| !laughat | Jake the Dog laughs at KardinalZyn from Adventure Time |
| !lips | "You stay here with your weird secret sex lips." from Deadpool 2 |
| !loser | Hank Hill insults Kard! |
| !mathguy **NEW** | "I am not really a math guy." from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish |
| !mgssnake | Game over sequence from Metal Gear Solid - "Snaaaake!?!? Snake!?! SNAAAAAAAAAAE!" (Courtesy of Tarontagosh) |
| !mrperfect | "Oh well - pardon me Mr. Perfect!" from Dumb and Dumber |
| !noidea | "I knew exactly what to do, but in a very real sense I had no idea what to do." from The Office |
| !nowimdead | "I was dying earlier today... and then I died... and now I'm dead." from Parks and Rec |
| !ohimark | "Oh, hi Mark!" from The Room |
| !ohno99 **NEW** | "Oh... Oh no..." from Brooklyn Nine Nine |
| !older | "You're a bit older than I imagined. Let me catch up - There." from Picard |
| !oldman | "I'm waiting old man." from Spongebob Squarepants |
| !ooh | Shaq makes his iconic "ooh" face! from Hot Ones |
| !pal | "Hey pal, you just blow in from Stupid Town???" from Spongebob |
| !patrick | Patrick from SpongeBob questions everything about this place! |
| !perfect | "I gotta tell ya - it was perfect. Perfect. Everything. Down to the last minute details." from The Boys |
| !planning | "'Quite a lot of planning went into this...' 'I would say so!'" from Breaking Bad |
| !praise | The "Y'all mind if I praise the Lord" dancer shows up to rock out! A great way to celebrate in style! PRAISE LORD GABEN! |
| !pulltheplug | "I'm done! Do what you want! Pull the plug!" from Tim Robinson |
| !rather | "I would rather die." from Bob's Burgers |
| !really | "Really?" from Major Payne |
| !repent | "Repent! And thou shalt be saved!" from Ace Ventura |
| !rick | Rick Grimes from The Walking Dead just can't deal with this... |
| !ruined | "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined." from Report Of The Week |
| !runaway | From JOJO - NIGERUNDAYOOOOO! (runaway) |
| !sacrifice **NEW** | "Some of you may die... but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make." from Shrek |
| !sacrificed | "You can't do this to me... You know how much I sacrificed?" from Spider-Man |
| !sandstorm | A sandstorm flies toward the screen at incredible speed! Fun in combination with Zyn's Tomb Kings campaign in Total War: Warhammer II! |
| !science | "Yeah science!" from Breaking Bad |
| !scientist | "Ya know, I'm something of a scientist myself!" from Spiderman |
| !shocked | Anime chick is SHOCKED by what she sees in here! |
| !skyrimsneak **NEW** | Skyrim Sneak Skill Increased GUI from Skyrim |
| !somebodyplease **NEW** | "Somebody pleeeeeeease get this man a gun!" from John Wick 2 |
| !spideywhat | "What?" from Spiderman |
| !squirrel | "Squirrel!" from Up (Lovingly rotoscoped by ArakATK) |
| !surprise | Surprise motherfuckers! |
| !take | Fry from Futurama wants us to shut up and take his money! |
| !tf2shock | The entire cast of Team Fortress 2 is shocked and dismayed from Team Fortress 2 |
| !theback | "I'm comin' on the back!" from Good Mythical Morning (Courtesy of Tarontagosh) |
| !theone | "He is the one..." from The Matrix |
| !therules | From Big Lewbowski - This guy really cares about the rules! |
| !theworst | "This is the worst." from The Office |
| !thisclose | Krennick thinks we were this close! **holds thumb and pointer finger a smidge away from one another** |
| !together | Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove thinks it is all coming together! Oh yeah! |
| !toobad | "Too bad." from Seven Psychopaths |
| !trouble | Robocop wants you to come quietly! |
| !unbelievable | "Unbelievable!" from The Fifth Element |
| !wasted | The wasted death screen from GTA shows up and the whole scene gets desaturated to greyscale! |
| !what | JonTron WTF Meme |
| !whatisgoingon | "What is going on? What are you doing?" from The Office (There are many variations of this one... can you find them all?) |
| !wheeze | Zach Galifianakis wheeze laugh from Dinner For Schmucks |
| !why | "Why are you the way you are?" from The Office |
| !what1, !what2, !what3, what4, !what5 | "What?" from Tim Robinson |
| !whathaveidone **NEW** | "What have I done?" from Transformers: The Last Knight |
| !whatthehell | "What the hell are you talking about?" from Tim Robinson |
| !whawha | Linda from Bob's Burgers is having a panic attack! |
| !whosready **NEW** | "Who's ready?" "I ain't know mah daddy, but I'm sure I shot outta his BLEEP ready." from Deadpool & Wolverine |
| !wthhhh | "What the hell happened here?" from Avengers: Endgame |
| !woo2 **NEW** | "Woo!" from Spongebob Squarepants |
| !words **NEW** | "You made those words up!" "No - those are real words." from The Boys |
| !wowbb | "Wow. Heh... WOW!" from Breaking Bad |
| !wrong | "Wrong wrong wrong wrong... Wrong wrong wrong wrong." from Scrubs |
| !yagotme | "Heh! Ya got me." from Breaking Bad |
| !yeahboy | "Heh heh yeah boyyy" from Ainsley Harriott of Ready, Steady, Cook |
| !youaredone | "You are done!" from Breaking Bad |
| !youdied | You Died splash overlay from Dark Souls (Suggested by ArakATK) |
| !youlose | "You lose! Good day sir!" from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory |
| !yousure !areyousure !sureaboutthat | "Are you sure about that?" from John Cena (Courtesy of ArakATK) |
| Minecraft Commands - KardToken Commands | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Command Name | Chat Command | Description | KardToken Cost | Cooldown | ||
| Angel Wings | !mcangelwings | Gives the power of flight to all players for 2 minutes. Please Note: Does not persist through death. | 500 | 120 Seconds | ||
| Angry Wolves | !mcangrywolves | Spawns a group of angry wolves on TARGETNAME. Please note: Enemies spawned into walls/blocks will suffocate and die! Best used in open spaces! TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! | 500 | 5 Seconds | ||
| Army Of The Dead | !mcarmyofthedead TARGETNAME | Summons an army of spectral minions to attack the target! Please note: Enemies spawned in tight areas may spawn in walls/blocks, suffocate and die! TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! *Includes Special Sound Effect* | 1250 | 5 Seconds | ||
| Bad Omens | !mcbadomens | Gives Bad Omen to all players. If a player has Bad Omen while in a village, it will trigger an Illiger raid! Lasts 140 minutes but does not persist through death. | 500 | 60 Seconds | ||
| Blazepocalypse | !mcblazepocalypse | Spawns a slow trickle of blazes around all players. I hope you like fire. | 2500 | 60 Seconds | ||
| Blessing Of Namor | !mcblessingofnamor | Gives all players a huge swim speed buff for 5 minutes! Please Note: Does not persist through death! | 300 | 300 Seconds | ||
| Bone Fracture | !mcbonefracture TARGETNAME | Slows TARGETNAME's movement speed by 20% and attack speed by 15% for 60 seconds. TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! | 250 | 5 Seconds | ||
| Buried Alive | !mcburiedalive TARGETNAME | Replaces all air blocks immediately surrounding Zyn with dirt blocks. If he doesn't get out fast enough, he'll suffocate! Note: Will not work underwater! TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! | 350 | 5 Seconds | ||
| Caltrops | !mccaltrops TARGETNAME | From the sky, a ring of caltrops three rows deep forms a defensive barrier around TARGETNAME. Note: May get stuck in the ceiling of low roof areas! Best used in open spaces! TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! | 500 | 15 Seconds | ||
| Carcass | !mccarcass TARGETNAME | Spawns Carcass a fireball-spewing undead boss ghoul on TARGETNAME. Please note: Enemies spawned into walls/blocks will suffocate and die! Best used in open spaces! TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! | 1500 | 300 Seconds | ||
| Cockathrice | !mccockathrice TARGETNAME | Spawns three cockatrices on TARGETNAME. These cause wither, nausea, and hunger. Please Note: Enemies spawned into walls/blocks will suffocate and die! Best used in open air! TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! | 2500 | 5 Seconds | ||
| Coin Purse **NEW** | !mccoinpurse | Gives all players 3-6 Champion Coins which can be used to purchase incredible loot and gear! | 1000 | 5 Seconds | ||
| Creeper Hiss | !mchiss | Activates a creeper hiss sound effect for everyone on the server, then 5 seconds later lets them know YOU bamboozled them! Be sure to WHISPER this to KardinalZyn on Twitch for maximum effect! | 50 | 10 Seconds | ||
| Creeper Hiss Surprise | !mchisssurprise | Activates a creeper hiss sound effect for everyone on the server, then 5 seconds later lets them know YOU bamboozled them! Additionally, 1 to 15 seconds after the message is displayed, a surprise creeper is spawned behind every player on the server! They'll never know if there is a creeper coming or not! Be sure to WHISPER this to KardinalZyn on Twitch for maximum effect! | 500 | 30 Seconds | ||
| Creepies | !mccreepies | Spawns 3 small creepers (Creepies) on all players! Please note: Enemies spawned into walls/blocks will suffocate and die! Best used in open spaces! | 800 | 30 Seconds | ||
| Cyclops | !mccyclops TARGETNAME | Spawns a cyclops on TARGETNAME. One hit kills. He can destroy blocks. He is SUPER tall, so make sure you spawn him in an area open to the sky! TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! | 2000 | 5 Seconds | ||
| Dark Coven | !mcdarkcoven TARGETNAME | Summons a dark coven to surround Zyn, consisting mostly of Vile witches. Vile witches have 50 HP and throw potions that explode, causing a large, damaging area of effect! Note: Spawning this in a tight area could result in it spawning in a wall and dying. TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! | 850 | 5 Seconds | ||
| Divine Intervention | !mcdivineintervention | Restores all players' health. Restores all players' hearts that have been lost due to death. Provides all players with a temporary health shield of ten hearts that lasts 5 minutes maximum. | 500 | 300 Seconds | ||
| Dragon Doom | !mcdragondoom | Selects a random element (fire, ice, lightning) and then spawns a dragon of that element on all players. Please note: Enemies spawned into walls/blocks will suffocate and die! Best used in open air! | 7500 | 5 Seconds | ||
| Dread Knights | !mcdreadknights | Spawns a group of Dread Knights around all players. Please note: Enemies spawned into walls/blocks will suffocate and die! Best used in open air! | 2000 | 5 Seconds | ||
| Edge Of The Abyss | !mcedgeoftheabyss TARGETNAME | Spawns three Hermit Abyssologers (intense spellcasters that utilize summoning and crystalline magic) on the target! TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! | 1000 | 5 Seconds | ||
| Eldknight | !mceldknight TARGETNAME | Spawns an Eldbomb-spawning Eldknight on TARGETNAME. Please note: Enemies spawned into walls/blocks will suffocate and die! Best used in open spaces! TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! | 1000 | 300 Seconds | ||
| Enchanted | !mcenchanted | Sets all players to level 30. This is the level required to get one top-tier enchantments. Please Note: This can also reduce player's levels if they are over level 30. | 1000 | 5 Seconds | ||
| Ender Golem | !mcendergolem TARGETNAME | Summons the mighty Ender Golem to annihilate Zyn. Please note: This is a large, strong, resilient enemy with 100 HP. Note: Spawning this in a tight area could result in it spawning in a wall and dying. TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! | 1500 | 5 Minutes | ||
| Eyes! Scream! | !mceyesscream TARGETNAME | Spawns a large number of floating, opalescent eyes approximately 10 blocks above the target. Please note: Enemies spawned into walls/blocks will suffocate and die! Best used in open air! TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! | 1000 | 5 Seconds | ||
| Fatigued | !mcfatigued | Gives all players on the server mining fatigue for 3 minutes. Extremely deadly when paired with other actions... | 2000 | 210 Seconds | ||
| Farty Party | !mcfartyparty | All players on the server fart repeatedly for 60 seconds. No real gameplay impact, but it is funny! | 400 | 65 Seconds | ||
| Festival of Lights | !mcfestivaloflights | Spawns a large number of floating green lanterns to create a luminous glow in the sky. This affects all players. | 250 | 60 Seconds | ||
| Fields Of Flame | !mcfieldsofflame | Sets the top of blocks that surround all players on fire. Fire will not spread, but can destroy combustibles! Please note: Does not work underwater! | 1000 | 5 Seconds | ||
| Fields Of Ice | !mcfieldsofice | Creates an icy spike trap on the top of blocks surrounding all players. Difficult to navigate out of! Can be destroyed with pickaxe, but takes some serious time! Please note: Does not work underwater! | 1000 | 5 Seconds | ||
| Fire Dragon | !mcfiredragon TARGETNAME | Spawns a Fire Dragon on TARGETNAME. Sets things on fire and can destroy blocks entirely. Please Note: Enemies spawned into walls/blocks will suffocate and die! Best used in open air! TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! | 2000 | 5 Seconds | ||
| Firefoxes | !mcfirefoxes TARGETNAME | Spawns a skulk of firefoxes on TARGETNAME. Please note: Enemies spawned into walls/blocks will suffocate and die! Best used in open spaces! TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! | 600 | 5 Seconds | ||
| Fish Bowl | !mcfishbowl TARGETNAME | Puts the target in a glass cube full of water, fish, dolphins and guardians! High drowning risk! After 35 seconds, the target is transported back to the cube and all glass/water removed and given sponges for clean up if necessary! TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! | 750 | 60 Seconds | ||
| Fizzy Lifting Drinks | !mcfizzyliftingdrinks | Makes all players slowly levitate upward for 10 seconds! It should be interesting to see how they get back down... | 750 | 60 Seconds | ||
| Full Group Heal | !mcfullgroupheal | Heals all players on the server to full HP. Note: Does not restore any hearts lost due to death! | 500 | 5 Seconds | ||
| GabeN Says | !mcgabensays | Make the entire server play a game of GabeN Says! Those who follow instructions well will get great prizes, those who don't - die! | 1000 | 5 Minutes | ||
| Gem Drop **NEW** | !mcgemdrop | Gives all players a random gem for socketing! | 350 | 5 Seconds | ||
| H2Ouch | !mch2ouch | Makes all players take damage when touched by water. Lasts 2 minutes. Note: Does not persist through death! | 250 | 130 Seconds | ||
| Holy Shield | !mcholyshield | Gives all players on the server 10 hearts of temporary, additional health. These temporary hearts will be lost as the players take damage normally, but they will last a maximum of 5 minutes. | 300 | 5 Minutes | ||
| Hot Tentacle Time | !mchottentacletime TARGETNAME | Spawns three fire-spitting, Lava Squid-birthing, Lava Squid Mothers (Mini-Bosses) ~10 blocks above the target. Please note: Enemies spawned into walls/blocks will suffocate and die! Best used in open air! TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! | 2500 | 5 Seconds | ||
| How Ya Like Them Apples? | !mchowyalikethemapples | Gives all players 3 golden apples! | 300 | 5 Seconds | ||
| Ice Dragon | !mcicedragon TARGETNAME | Spawns an Ice Dragon on TARGETNAME. Makes icy spikes appear everywhere and can destroy blocks entirely. Please Note: Enemies spawned into walls/blocks will suffocate and die! Best used in open air! TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! | 2000 | 5 Seconds | ||
| Iceberg | !mciceberg | Destroys ALL boats deployed in the world and in player inventories. Note - does not destroy boats stored in chests. *Includes Special Sound Effect* | 300 | 15 Seconds | ||
| Icy Touch | !mcicytouch TARGETNAME | Spawns an Iceologer near TARGETNAME. Fragile but potent! TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! Please note: Enemies spawned into walls/blocks will suffocate and die! Best used in open spaces! | 1000 | No Cooldown | ||
| Jumble Jam | !mcjumblejam | Every 3 seconds, jumbles all players' hotbar, backpack, and off-hand items. Makes it very hard to be productive! Lasts 60 seconds. | 550 | 90 Seconds | ||
| Kobold Krew | !mckoboldcrew TARGETNAME | Summons a large crew of kobolds to attack the target. When a kobold witnesses another kobold die, something strange happens... This is gonna be tricky for the target! TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! Please note: Enemies spawned into walls/blocks will suffocate and die! Best used in open spaces! | 750 | 5 Seconds | ||
| Lava Rain | !mclavarain TARGETNAME | Lava slowly drips from the sky around TARGETNAME. This renders an area hard to access and could set some blocks on fire. TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! | 1500 | 60 Seconds | ||
| Lead Boots | !mcleadboots | Makes all players stop in their tracks for 15 seconds! Please note: Some limited scooting may be possible for clever players... | 500 | 5 Seconds | ||
| Lightning Dragon | !mclightningdragon TARGETNAME | Spawns a Lightning Dragon on TARGETNAME. Shoots lightning and can destroy blocks entirely. Please Note: Enemies spawned into walls/blocks will suffocate and die! Best used in open air! TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! | 2000 | 5 Seconds | ||
| Lightning Storm | !mclightningstorm | Launches a series of five lightning strikes on all players! | 750 | 45 Seconds | ||
| Litter Box | !mclitterbox TARGETNAME | Drops two layers of sand on the target, causing slight damage, possible suffocation, and a large number of wild cats to spawn. TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! | 350 | 5 Seconds | ||
| Magma Cube Rain | !mcmagmacuberain TARGETNAME | Showers the target with a rain of magma cubes! Please note: If the target is in a cave with a low ceiling, this will be far less effective as slimes will spawn in the ceiling blocks and suffocate. TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! | 1000 | 35 Seconds | ||
| Meature Mania **NEW** | !mcmeaturemania | Spawns a large number of meatures on all players! | 750 | 60 Seconds | ||
| Minotaur Madness | !mcminotaurmadness TARGETNAME | Spawns a brutal minotaur on TARGETNAME. TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! Please note: Enemies spawned into walls/blocks will suffocate and die! Best used in open spaces! | 600 | 5 Seconds | ||
| Moon Boots | !mcmoonboots TARGETNAME | Gives the target "Moon Boots" that make them jump high and fall slowly for 60 seconds. This simulates low gravity like being on the moon! TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! | 100 | 60 Seconds | ||
| Much Stronger **NEW** | !mcmuchstronger | Makes all enemies spawn 3 levels stronger. Brutal and permanent. | 1750 | 5 Seconds | ||
| Muddle | !mcmuddle | Reverses all WASD controls for all players for 1 minute. | 500 | 60 Seconds | ||
| Near-Sighted | !mcnearsighted | Gives darkness to everyone for 1 minute. | 250 | 90 Seconds | ||
| Orbital Laser | !mcorbitallaser | Spawns a rapid fire, wide spread, orbital laser on all players. DEADLY. | 2000 | 15 Seconds | ||
| Rare Finds **NEW** | !mcrarefinds | Gives all players rarity materials for reforging items. | 300 | 5 Seconds | ||
| Reaper Ruin | !mcreaperruin TARGETNAME | Spawns a group of tiny, flying reapers. TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! | 2000 | 30 Seconds | ||
| Red White And Boom | !mcredwhiteandboom !mcfireworks | Makes patriotic fireworks launch from all players every second, for 30 seconds. Used in a low ceiling area, this could be... catastrophic. | 1000 | 30 Seconds | ||
| RGB Slime Rain | !mcrgbslimerain TARGETNAME | Showers the target with a rain of red, green, and blue slimes! Please note: If the target is in a cave with a low ceiling, this will be far less effective as slimes will spawn in the ceiling blocks and suffocate. TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! | 1000 | 35 Seconds | ||
| Set Weather To Clear | !mcclear | Sets the weather to clear. Please note that if there is no bad weather, this will do nothing. | 100 | No Cooldown | ||
| Set Weather To Rain | !mcrain | Sets the weather to rain. Please note that if it is already raining, this will do nothing. | 100 | No Cooldown | ||
| Set Weather To Thunderstorm | !mcthunder | Sets the weather to thunderstorm. Please note that if it is already thundering, this will do nothing and that the thunder can take a few moments to begin. Lightning can set fire to combustibles! | 200 | No Cooldown | ||
| Siren Song | !mcsirensong | Spawns a group of sirens on all players. Their song can make the players do things they might no necessarily want to do... Please Note: Enemies spawned into walls/blocks will suffocate and die! Best used in open air! TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! | 1500 | 5 Seconds | ||
| Skelesaurs | !mcskelesaurs TARGETNAME | Spawns a group of aggressive skelesaurs near TARGETNAME. TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! Please note: Enemies spawned into walls/blocks will suffocate and die! Best used in open spaces! | 750 | 20 Seconds | ||
| Skyfall | !mcskyfall TARGETNAME | Teleports TARGETNAME to a random location up to 250 blocks east/west and up to 250 blocks north/south of their current location, but also far up into the sky. Grants slow fall for the approximate duration of the fall... | 500 | 5 Seconds | ||
| Stronger **NEW** | !mcstronger | Makes all enemies spawn 1 level stronger. Brutal and permanent. | 750 | 5 Seconds | ||
| Sloppy Troppy | !mcsloppytroppy TARGETNAME | Showers the target with a rain of tropical slimes! Please note: If the target is in a cave with a low ceiling, this will be far less effective as slimes will spawn in the ceiling blocks and suffocate. TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! | 1000 | 35 Seconds | ||
| Soulfire | !mcsoulfire | Soulfire spews forth from under all players every second for 30 seconds! Players must keep moving or else burn in righteous flame! Note: Not effective while player is flying or swimming. | 500 | 35 Seconds | ||
| Swamp Things | !mcswampthings TARGETNAME | Spawns a large number of poison-imbued Swamp Things directly on the target. Please note: Enemies spawned into walls/blocks will suffocate and die! Best used in open spaces! TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! | 400 | 5 Seconds | ||
| Tether | !mctether TARGETNAME | Tethers the target to an area by marking their current location and returning the target to that location every 5 seconds for 30 seconds. TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! | 350 | 30 Seconds | ||
| The Shrooman Show | !mctheshroomanshow TARGETNAME | Spawns a group of aggressive mushroom monsters near TARGETNAME. TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! Please note: Enemies spawned into walls/blocks will suffocate and die! Best used in open spaces! | 500 | 20 Seconds | ||
| TNT Rain | !mctntrain TARGETNAME | Showers the target with a rain of TNT! DEVASTATING! Please note: If the taget is in a cave with a low ceiling, this will be far less effective as the TNT will spawn in the ceiling blocks. TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! | 2000 | 30 Seconds | ||
| Trade Convention | !mctradeconvention TARGETNAME | Spawns several wandering traders on TARGETNAME and gives TARGETNAME 10 emeralds. At least one trader will have your name, the others will have the names of random Ko-Fi members, T2, and T3 Subscribers. TARGETNAME not needed if targeting Zyn! | 500 | 60 Seconds | ||
| Vexed | !mcvexed | Spawns a slow trickle of vexes on ALL players on the server. Vexes are small, fairy-like creatures that are very hard to target due to their small size and speed. | 2000 | 60 Seconds | ||
| Void Howitzer | !mcvoidhowitzer | Fires an EXTREMELY POWERFUL cannon that will drop three, large, area of effect, Void Shell on ALL players on the server. Unless very well-armored, this is almost guaranteed to result in a one-shot kill. Does not differentiate friend from foe. Does not do block damage. | 5000 | 300 Seconds | ||
| VoidedPigeon-Palooza | !mcvoidedpigeonpalooza | Spawns a very angry flock of VoidedPigeons on all players on the server. VoidedPigeons don't do much damage, but knock the player back considerably! BRUTAL in large numbers like this! | 2000 | 60 Seconds | ||
| Way Stronger **NEW** | !mcwaystronger | Makes all enemies spawn 5 levels stronger. Brutal and permanent. | 2500 | 5 Seconds | ||
| Wisdom Scroll **NEW** | !mcwisdomscroll | Gives all players a wisdom scroll! When used, this will provide the player with a skill point. | 1000 | 5 Seconds | ||
| You Got Crabs | !mcyougotcrabs | Spawns a group of aggressive helmet crabs near all players. HIGHLY armored and resilient! Please note: Enemies spawned into walls/blocks will suffocate and die! Best used in open spaces! | 750 | 5 Seconds | ||
| Bit Alerts | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Cheer Amount | Description | Source | Duration |
| 11 Bits | Buddy says, "You stink!" | Elf | 2 Seconds |
| 12 Bits | Buddy says, "You sit on a throne of lies!" | Elf | 3 Seconds |
| 13 Bits | Buddy says, "You disgust me! How can you live with yourself?" | Elf | 3 Seconds |
| 14 Bits | Ling says, "I hope they have Icees!" | Kung Pow!: Enter The Fist | 2 Seconds |
| 16 Bits | Wimp-Lo says, "My Nipples look like Milk Duds!" | Kung Pow!: Enter The Fist | 3 Seconds |
| 18 Bits | Thor says, "This drink! I like it!" and smashes a mug. | Marvel Cinematic Universe | 8 Seconds |
| 19 Bits | Villager says, "Hey Guys! What;'s going on?" and then gets beat up. | Kung Pow!: Enter The Fist | 3 Seconds |
| 21 Bits | Evil Betty says, "Go get some snacks! Perhaps a carbonated soda?!" | Kung Pow!: Enter The Fist | 5 Seconds |
| 24 Bits | Evil Betty says, "Hnnnnnngggg... I like em' fiesty! Nyaaa! Nyaa!" | Kung Pow!: Enter The Fist | 6 Seconds |
| 26 Bits | Master Tang says, "I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn! And it's non-dairy!" | Kung Pow!: Enter The Fist | 6 Seconds |
| 27 Bits | Dr. Strange says, "You are trespassing in this city and on this planet." Then Tony Stark says, "That means get lost Squidward!" | Marvel Cinematic Universe | 7 Seconds |
| 29 Bits | Master Tang sings a song about Taco Bell | Kung Pow!: Enter The Fist | 10 Seconds |
| 39 Bits | Chosen One discusses the morality of killing | Kung Pow!: Enter The Fist | 12 Seconds |
| 48 Bits | Chosen One tries to purchase a pound of nuts and gets a very loud "THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS" from the vendor as a response | Kung Pow!: Enter The Fist | 21 Seconds |
| 49 Bits | Ling says, "You disgust me! Weoooweooopiiipiiopi! Wee! Ooh!" | Kung Pow!: Enter The Fist | 16 Seconds |
| 51 Bits | Evil Betty says, "I fell and hurt my stomach!" | Kung Pow!: Enter The Fist | 4 Seconds |
| 52 Bits | Nut Vendor says, "HE JUST LEFT... WITH NUTS!" | Kung Pow!: Enter The Fist | 8 Seconds |
| 71 Bits | The Ventriloquist Song | Kung Pow!: Enter The Fist | 15 Seconds |
| 72 Bits | Evil Betty tells a joke | Kung Pow!: Enter The Fist | 21 Seconds |
| 73 Bits | Master Doe says, "I'm falling! You're falling! We're falling! ....... WHAAALE!" | Kung Pow!: Enter The Fist | 19 Seconds |
| 74 Bits | Loki states he is a god. Hulk beats up Loki and retorts, "Puny god." | Marvel Cinematic Universe | 23 Seconds |
| 98 Bits | Master Tang asks a hawk to stop eating his leg | Kung Pow!: Enter The Fist | 25 Seconds |